Cheap direct - to - DVD movie rip-offs
You probably all know these cheap rip-offs of successful movies that are imitating the cover art (and often the story) of a well known blockbuster in the hope to find some retard who doesn't know how "Transformers" is spelled so they buy "Transmorphers" instead - see, it has a big robot on the cover and everything!
For cracked's Direct to DVD rip-offs we'll see next I made a bunch of my own - no winners this time, but here they are in the hope that they give you a little grin:

Boiled Loops (V1,1) by Michael Briel
7:12 minutes (6.6 MB) Electronic 2001
Back from the early tunes to one of my later ones. read more »
Pictures from the early days of famous villains
When cracked asked for pictures of Famous Villains During Their Awkward Teenage Years I dug deep in my old archives and indeed found a few pictures of famous evildoers - and don't ask where I got them from...
First we have young Mola Ram, here seen with classmates during their anatomy lessons:
Feuer by Michael Briel
7:06 minutes (6.5 MB) Electronic 1992
Feuer is pretty much the very first tune I wrote after I bought the Korg Wavestation back in 1992. read more »
Messing up Computergames
Small but disastrous changes to famous video games was the topic, and I *highly* suggest you check out the other submissions too, there were some brilliantly silly ones in it. :)
"You don't know Jack" is one of the funniest multiplayer games I ever played. It puts you into a virtual quizshow in which you try to answer trivial questions. The fun comes from the presentation - the show of course has a showmaster too, and that guy is just hilarious!
Of course it wouldn't be as much fun if the questions were much, much harder...
Guellhoer Ue Raeven by Doodlebug
3:05 minutes (2.82 MB) Experimental SF 1990
Okay, today we pick one of the weird ones... read more »
Teamups in History that would have changed *everything*
That was a great contest with many cool entries imo. And I even managed to get in twice again. Yay.
Trance (Single Edit) by Michael Briel
6:49 minutes (6.24 MB) Techno Trance 1995
From 1998 with the last track we go further back to 1995: read more »
What if ... the World worked by Disney Rules?
... was the theme for if the real world played by Disney cartoon rules.
Well, here is some of the things you could expect:
First - you'd have to expect all kinds of things to become alive - and then die...
Lightforce '98 by Michael Briel covering Rob Hubbard
8:08 minutes (7.45 MB) Electronic 1998
I've decided that, even though I don't make new music, it'd be nice to revisit the some of my old works and talk a little about how I see them today. read more »
